Team Enthusiast Gifts

Goalie.

Football players walk onto the pitch holding childrens' hands, who are holding rag dolls.

'Remember, don't flatten the players wearing the same shirts as you...'

'Correction...3 ways I'd leave Chelsea...'

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Go team!

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

D.I.Y with dad.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

Men can show their emotions!

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

"In times like these we all have to pull together, to work flexibly. We need to operate outside of our traditional roles for the greater good."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

Strive to win!

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"I'm sorry, but Fred isn't available. He's spending a few days in the penalty box for not being a good team player. May I help you?"

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Team Leader

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Football supporters.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."