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"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

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'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

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"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

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'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

Mr Long and Miss Short.

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

Changing house name.

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

Margaret...Meatball

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.

'Theodore seemed much more approachable when he began going by his childhood name.'