Team Name Enthusiast Pillows

Alternative names for the Washington Redskins

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Tom Cruise

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

Naming that Impala

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

What really became of the boy named Sue.

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

Mr Long and Miss Short.

Can I be Frank with you?

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

Changing house name.

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

'Theodore seemed much more approachable when he began going by his childhood name.'

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

Margaret...Meatball

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."