Band Name Enthusiasts Pillows

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Six jazz instruments.

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Couple sharing earbuds.

Tom Cruise

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

What really became of the boy named Sue.

How hit songs get their names

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

Guitar Hero.

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

"Sinead?!"

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

'My other baby is Mercedes'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

The Man of La Mancha,and his sidekick, the Man of La Muncha.

"Music has doubled my income..."

Mr Long and Miss Short.

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"I Love U2."