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"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Six jazz instruments.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Tom Cruise

"Sinead?!"

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

Guitar Hero.

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His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

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"Music has doubled my income..."

"I Love U2."

The Dogs... 'On lead.'

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