Band Aficionados Pillows

'Must be a misprint - we're not watching a banned play!'

'Yes, but your musical opinion is incorrect.'

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Fossil record player.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

My other cello is a Stradivari

Woman crying with happiness.

Bryan Ferry

Cossack dancers

Six jazz instruments.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Violin Practise

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Elevator Music

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."