Band Aficionados Gifts

'Must be a misprint - we're not watching a banned play!'

'Yes, but your musical opinion is incorrect.'

Anna Calvi

EWE 2.

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Elvis Presley

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Fossil record player.

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Woman crying with happiness.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Cossack dancers

Bryan Ferry

My other cello is a Stradivari

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Eric Clapton.

Six jazz instruments.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

Elevator Music

Violin Practise

Jimi Hendrix.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'