Indie Band Aficionado Gifts

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

EWE 2.

'Man, times have changed.'

Jarvis Cocker

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Six jazz instruments.

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Listening to Coldplay.

Nick Cave

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Couple sharing earbuds.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

Not-so-easy listening...

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Nick Cave

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Nick Cave

Mick Jagger.

John Waters

Now play some Metallica!

Guitar Hero.

How hit songs get their names

Duplass Brothers

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'