Indie Culture Aficionado Gifts

Which is Lamer?

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

vaccine wars.

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"You've changed."

Weird things I do because of the internet

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Jarvis Cocker

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"Downton Abbey Road"

The Da Vinci Cod

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

Official Fight Cards

Homo Zapiens

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."