Alternative Culture Fan Gifts

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Vegetarian Special: Gingerbread Men.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Punk Reindeer

Giant Monster in Bath

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Punkins

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Tough Teddies

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

Like, Real Gone...

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

Homing Beatnik

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

Hippy at office desk with: 'Tune in/ Drop out' in/out boxes.

A hippie saying "Peace"

Crusty Bread

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

Tuned In, Turned On, Dropped Out, Dropped In, Worked Out, Saved Up, Dropped Dead.

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

'They're playing our song.'

"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."

'Like dude, you are totally freakin' me out with your cigarette smoke!!'

Welcome to the British Museum...

'It's not a stable, it's a pop-up hotel'

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

Hippy getting the sack.

"I call to order this meeting of the 'reconquista' coalition. The first order of business is handing out U.S. flags to all members. We don't want people to think our subversive efforts to topple the American government is anti-American."