Alternative Culture Fan Gifts

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Marilyn Manson

Vegetarian Special: Gingerbread Men.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Giant Monster in Bath

Punk Reindeer

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Punkins

Tough Teddies

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Like, Real Gone...

Homing Beatnik

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

Hippy at office desk with: 'Tune in/ Drop out' in/out boxes.

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

Crusty Bread

A hippie saying "Peace"

Tuned In, Turned On, Dropped Out, Dropped In, Worked Out, Saved Up, Dropped Dead.

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

'They're playing our song.'

Marilyn Manson.

'Like dude, you are totally freakin' me out with your cigarette smoke!!'

"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."

Welcome to the British Museum...

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'