Alternative Music Lover Gifts

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Giant Monster in Bath

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Nick Cave

Listening to Coldplay.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Frank Zappa

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

Must be one of those underground bands.

"So obvious, there all the time"

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

Spoonstock.

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

Hipsters knit their beards.

Robert Smith - The Cure.

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

'They're playing our song.'

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

Marilyn Manson

Marilyn Manson.

Homeless or in a band

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

'Listen; They're playing our song!'

Out of work, homeless, need saxophone lessons.

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

Punk and bull admire each other's nose rings.

"Yeah, I know vinyl's a plastic, but this one is Plant-based."