Alternative Music Lover Pillows

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Giant Monster in Bath

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Spoonstock.

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

Hipsters knit their beards.

Must be one of those underground bands.

"So obvious, there all the time"

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

'They're playing our song.'

Homeless or in a band

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

'Listen; They're playing our song!'

Out of work, homeless, need saxophone lessons.

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

Punk and bull admire each other's nose rings.

"...I hate mainstream music."