Alternative Music Pillows

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Homeless or in a band

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"...I hate mainstream music."

"So obvious, there all the time"

Must be one of those underground bands.

Vegetarian Birds

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Punk Reindeer

Giant Monster in Bath

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Rock On

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Homing Beatnik

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'

Emo

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'They're playing our song.'

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

'I don't rate black lipstick - liquorice is less messy and more flavoursome.'

'In my day, son, men didn't have rings through their noses until after they were married.'

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

"No I want to see THE Prodigy, not A prodigy."