Alternative Music T-Shirts

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Homeless or in a band

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"...I hate mainstream music."

"So obvious, there all the time"

Must be one of those underground bands.

Vegetarian Birds

Giant Monster in Bath

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Listening to Coldplay.

Punkins

Rock On

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Frank Zappa

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

Homing Beatnik

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Emo

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"It's an 80's indie band, fronted by Robert Smith."

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

'They're playing our song.'

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."