Alternative Culture T-Shirts

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

"Spot Mr Conformity, Mr Identikit, and Mr No Individuality!"

Complete Metamorphosis

Hippie Army Knife

New-age traveller and old-age traveller

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

'Yeah, but I was a disgusting bum before it was fashionable to be a disgusting bum!'

Punk Reindeer

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"He's gone mainstream."

Homing Beatnik

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Vegetarian Birds

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Giant Monster in Bath

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

'It's going to be a vegan.'

The Mainstream

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

REPENT! Get back to nature

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'