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Michael Stipe

ZZZZZZZ Top

"This next one's another oldie."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Elvis Presley

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Old rocker.

Punk Reindeer

Liam Gallagher.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Large print rock'n'roll section

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Rock and Roll

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Ringo releases his latest record.

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Which one's mine?"

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Jerry Garcia, RIP

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

We love the Rolling Stones...

Rock n'roll.

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

Mohawk Yard.

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

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