Alternative Rocker Mugs

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Old rocker.

Punk Reindeer

Large print rock'n'roll section

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Rock and Roll

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Which one's mine?"

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

Rock n'roll.

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Mohawk Yard.

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."