Retro Rocker Mugs

"We're not your grandma's rock band. We're her friend Irene's rock band."

Mexico is struck by Beatlemania

"And as a final condition, you'll acknowledge here that despite prevailing in our battle of the bands showdown 18 years ago, you were totally outrocked by the Ted Gusten Experience."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Early Colour TV

Old rocker.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

You had me at vintage.

Fossil record player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fun (circa 1955)

Large print rock'n'roll section

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

The Old Time Television Channel

Rock and Roll

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Colonial Larrysburg.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Groovy Baby

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000