Alternative Rock T-Shirts

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Vegetarian Birds

Punk Reindeer

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Giant Monster in Bath

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

Homing Beatnik

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Must be one of those underground bands.

Emo

"So obvious, there all the time"

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

'They're playing our song.'

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

Venus Fly Trap

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

Homeless or in a band

'In my day, son, men didn't have rings through their noses until after they were married.'