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Marilyn Manson.

EWE 2.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Punk Reindeer

Giant Monster in Bath

Tina Turner

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Nick Cave

Listening to Coldplay.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

Tough Teddies

Cool hand... Uke

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Library Grand Opening

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Little Richard

Elephant blues

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

"I Love U2."

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Pitcher auditions.

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

'My... Dog...Has... Crabs....'

Little Drummer Buoy