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"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Record Store: Boring vs. Interesting Music.

Listening to Coldplay.

Nick Cave

EWE 2.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Jarvis Cocker

Liam Gallagher.

Tina Turner

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Rock On

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Cool hand... Uke

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

The Four Tops in Concert

Library Grand Opening

Elephant in Headphones

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

Little Richard

Elephant blues

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

The Beatles - Flabby Road

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

The Ignored Busker

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"I Love U2."

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Suggs.

'Golden Oldies are now songs I hated when my kids were teens.'