Indie Film Fan T-Shirts

If We Did Other Things The Way That We Vote

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Jarvis Cocker

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

Listening to Coldplay.

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

Nick Cave

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

Sylvester Stallone

The mission: Impossible burger.

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

"Ronny, there's not going to be any 3-D. The studio wants you to shoot it on your cell phone."

'It's a horror-comedy.'

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

I want to be a lawn!

Interesting encounters in history.

'You're just not right for Naked Ninja Nuns...you can act!'

John Waters

Duplass Brothers

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

Tenafly International Film Festival

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"