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'I don't know, Gary...they're not digital. It appears we're in some sort of undeveloped country.'

I want to be a lawn!

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

"You said you wanted me to read more, so tonight we're watching one of those movies with subtitles."

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

'Late night horror programme anyone?' (Australians watching Test Match Cricket).

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

Robin Williams

"We didn't realize the CCTV footage was doctored until our precinct fanboy found a continuity mistake."

"No, this movie isn't dragging. You've got it on 'pause'."

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

'I go to the movies to escape. The violence on the screen isn't nearly as bad as what I see on the news.'

Emma Watson caricature

Sheep talking "I'm auditioning for the part of breakfast in my latest movie, but I'm just not sure what my motivation is?" "Milk and cereal I'd have thought"

'It's a horror-comedy.'

Last Chance To Read The Book Before Seeing The Movie

Mousehole halfway up the wall of a stunt school

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I used to have a Paul Newman role in our marriage, but now I'm taking the Harry Dean Stanton part."

If mash potato could talk

"Owen's a big Kubrick fan."

'Y'all wanna play a cowboy in my new movie'

Vanity Publishing.

Stars Without Make-Up.

'Silverback mountain gorilla - Brokeback Mountain gorilla.'

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

Action film for sheep