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'Cut! The witness hasn't been rehearsed.'

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

Chairs read 'Director (movie)' and 'Director (sycophantic DVD extras)'.

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

Cat Cinema

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

Find the reviewer

'Roll'em!' (dice on movie set)

'I forgot - is this a movie set, or the real thing?'

"I'm his guardian."

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

Barbara Windsor

'The acting was awful and the plot was thin, but the mortgage rate looked interesting.'

"Hey, this is brilliant! Where do you get my ideas?"

'Cut!' (movie studio director)

'No, Jacob. None of the classes this year require 3D glasses.'

This movie has more than budget cuts!

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

Sign outside a movie studio: Standing in line Auditions.

De Niro As Christ.

"It's from Private Ryan...Wish you were here."

Huge, tough guy going to sit in front of little man at movie theater.

I warned him about not going to see that 'must see' movie.

"I'm gonna make him an offer he could refuse but won't because he's afraid of conflict."

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

'Imagine what Hollywood special-effects people could do with this scene!'

"Okay, now cry."

'Do you mind not talking, chewing, texting, eating snogging and - living.'

Film critic critics

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

'This is the worst red-light district I've ever been in!'

Never ending story.

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

"The storyboard was great, why did they never make the movie?"

"My book report is based on the best selling video by the same name."