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"No. I mean it's great that horror movies get your heart beating faster, but that still doesn't count as aerobic exercise."

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

"I bet he'll be in movies. He's always causing a scene."

Braveheart.

Best Actor - Supporting Actor - Resting Actor.

"Relax, this ain't Hell. This is Hell, the Movie."

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

New York Transit Strike King Kong.

'You won't get away with this Granwald'

"I wish my life were as exciting as those movies!"

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

"One caveat: If Harvey Keitel is there, you're on your own."

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"U txtn 2 me?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Herman Mankiewicz

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Werewolves of London..."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Big screen TV falling through floor

Giant slug attacks a city

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Which part are you reading for?"

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'