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'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

"For animals 'in the wild', we could be wilder, and a little less cutesy."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Werewolves of London..."

Giant slug attacks a city

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Which part are you reading for?"

Star Wars Audience

Blockbuster Billion Club

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

Hollywood producer.

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Cinemuck

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'