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"Here's Pollen!"

The Standing Dead!

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Love at First Sight

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Silence of the Chickens...

"Home depot."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"The Eggsorcist"

What's an Imax cave?

Reese Witherspoon

"Werewolves of London..."

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Canine Scentipede

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"I said slime."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Giant slug attacks a city

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.