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"What's Dad watching? Some scary Halloween show?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

'He likes to power nap.'

Chiller Theatre

Dead Funny

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Canine Scentipede

He looks so natural lying there...

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"The Eggsorcist"

Solar Frankenstein

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'