Horror Flick Enthusiast Gifts

"What's Dad watching? Some scary Halloween show?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

'He likes to power nap.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"The Eggsorcist"

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

He looks so natural lying there...

Canine Scentipede

Solar Frankenstein

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'