Horror Film Lover Gifts

'On your personals AD, you say you're a butcher . . . that's fascinating. Tell me about that . . .'

'I SEE DUNG PEOPLE!'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

'He likes to power nap.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Canine Scentipede

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"The Eggsorcist"

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

Hitchcock's The Birds

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

'You complete me.'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'