Horror Lover Gifts

Vampire eating a 'Clot Noodle'.

A book titled 'Tales from the Crypto'.

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

'Hello ma'am, you have a spider that's giving you trouble?'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

'It's a pity you haven't got anything better to do!'

Dumbstruck - Vampire Builders; 'Show us yer jugulars!'

"OW!!! - I keep biting my lip...!"

'He's had one of his nightmares again.'

'It' really nothing - we're just doing a bit of recycling.'

Stormy Night

Vampire Bed and Breakfast

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"I'm being drained."

Santa meets Dracula in a Chimney

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

"I told you, stay out of the clubs."

"Are you gonna eat that garlic bread?"

Dracula Sunrise

"I said lunch is ready! Sometimes I really wish your ear didn't fall off."

Blood bank being robbed by vampires.

The Life Challenged Zombies.

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'

'That's enough ghost stories for tonight son. Try and get some sleep. Ha, ha.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"I just hate the sight of needles."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'He likes to power nap.'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"