Horror Lovers Gifts

Driverless car

Blood Desert

"...And are you enjoying your stake night, Mr. Van Helsing?"

Frankenstein recharges after Halloween

'Fortunately Dr Frankenstein obtained the grant fot me to see you.'

Vampire batting with bats hanging off of bat.

"don't fear Igor, it will do for the time being."

'I've had no appetite ever since I developed a bleeding ulcer!'

'Here we have the living room...and through to your left is a very nice dying room.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'He likes to power nap.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Silence of the Chickens...

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Solar Frankenstein

Trick or Tweet

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'