Horror Lovers Pillows

Driverless car

Blood Desert

"...And are you enjoying your stake night, Mr. Van Helsing?"

Frankenstein recharges after Halloween

'Fortunately Dr Frankenstein obtained the grant fot me to see you.'

Dracula Admires His Offspring.

Vampire batting with bats hanging off of bat.

I, Scream.

"don't fear Igor, it will do for the time being."

'I've had no appetite ever since I developed a bleeding ulcer!'

'Here we have the living room...and through to your left is a very nice dying room.'

Giant sandworm xing.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Silence of the Chickens...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Chiller Theatre

Dead Funny

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Solar Frankenstein

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."