Horror Movie Lover Pillows

"Watch out for his chainsaw serve."

Unfortunately Dracula had forgotten all about daylight saving time.

'I'm losing my touch... I only scared him half to death...'

"I had that Dracula in the back of my cab last night."

'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'

Skeleton rises from grave to take selfie

I'm Hungry, Please Make An Organ Donation

"Listen, Sweetie, try not to kill anyone at your new school or you will get expelled again, ok?"

"They were monsters! That's the last time I babysit for the children of the corn."

"Charles please! Not a slice and dice movie."

Coffee Zombie

Dracula could stand garlic and Holy Water, but the priest's socks really terrorized him.

'He likes to power nap.'

A ghost stares at a woman

'Floppy Disk Horror Movie.'

Zombie Housekeeping

'....Just because you heard something outside, it doesn't mean you go out and check on it!'

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

Which is scarier: the 3D movie or the audience watching the 3D movie?

A vampire sprinkles salt on a maiden's neck.

DON

"I'm sorry, but three zombies an apocalypse do not make."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"The Eggsorcist"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

Canine Scentipede

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"