Horror-loving Lover Pillows

Venn Diagram of 'love' and 'horror films'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Chiller Theatre

Dead Funny

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Solar Frankenstein

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"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Punkins

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Zombie pet tricks.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"How was prom?"

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."