Classic Horror Lover Pillows

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

The Bribe of Frankenstein. Just look the other way when you pass by the graveyard tonight.

"Well, we found out what's been clogging your chimney since last December, Miss Emmy."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'Yes, I'm fiercely opposed to stem cell research.'

"I'm beginning to think this lake is devoid of life!"

"No, you're not going out, you're grounded!"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Giant slug attacks a city

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'Frankendumpty'

Bram Stoker

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

'You complete me.'

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

Friday The 13th, The Final Chapter.

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."