Classic Horror Fans Pillows

Colour "No, I'm Frank Bernstein. The guy you want lives in the old castle down the street"

'Seriously! Have you ever considered spray tan?'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Count Dorkula.

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

"Well, it works for Susan Sontag."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

'Twinhawk was a mean, bloodthirsty town'

"What kind of rip-off is this? You promised me a bride!"

"You were never in The Birds..."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Silence of the Chickens...

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Giant slug attacks a city

Open House of Horrors

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.