Classic Horror Admirers Pillows

"We've finished compiling each of your family trees."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Giant slug attacks a city

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

'Frankendumpty'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

'Yes, I'm fiercely opposed to stem cell research.'

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

Honey, you've got a lot of explaining to do!