Classic Horror Admirers Prints

"We've finished compiling each of your family trees."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Giant slug attacks a city

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Don't go in there!!"

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'Frankendumpty'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Bram Stoker

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

'Yes, I'm fiercely opposed to stem cell research.'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

Friday The 13th, The Final Chapter.

Stephen King

Honey, you've got a lot of explaining to do!

" ...so I said, 'what the heck', and installed an MP3 player too."