Classic Horror Fan Prints

"How much for just the ring?"

'Oh no, not another blood sample.'

"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"

"To life!"

'Frankendumpty'

'We've done it Igor! We've invented a one man focus group!'

Frankenstein discovers that his bide may have been unfaithful.

The experiment had gone terribly wrong, Professor Jones had become 'The Fly'

Frank N. Stein: 'Sir, there's a mob here to see you. Should I send them in?'

'The only exercise I'm getting is when I run amok.'

"I'm sorry, Zoltan. Cynthia's away for the weekend."

Monster Layoffs.

Tailored mummy outfit.

'I'll have to call you back... the doctor is getting ready for another brainstorming session.'

"Igor, you fool! You've brought me a shampoo for abnormal hair!"

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

"Actually he comes from a long line of lawyers"

"I have no identity except as the Bride of Frankenstein."

Frakenstein searches "Fire" on computer

"Do you believe in love at first fright?"

Live Parking Only

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

"Hey mate - wanna see a REAL scar..?"

Working from home

"I'm sure I know you from somewhere. Have I seen you in the movies?"

"Oh sure, some random monster runs amok through the village, and the first person you pull in for questioning is my client!"

". . . Looks like he walks. You arrested him as, 'Frankenstein', when he is in actual fact, 'Frankenstein's monster'."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I'll bet it's that damn Pentium chip again."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"He's not working to his full voltage."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"