Classic Horror Aficionados Prints

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"So, how's that abnormal brain working out?"

Vampire alarmed by Cross.

Lon Chaney meets Dick Cheney.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Giant slug attacks a city

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"Don't go in there!!"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'Frankendumpty'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Bram Stoker

'Yes, I'm fiercely opposed to stem cell research.'

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

Stephen King

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Honey, you've got a lot of explaining to do!