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A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"So, how's that abnormal brain working out?"

Vampire alarmed by Cross.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Giant slug attacks a city

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

'Frankendumpty'

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'Yes, I'm fiercely opposed to stem cell research.'

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

Honey, you've got a lot of explaining to do!

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"