Classic Horror Buffs Mugs

No necking in public

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Giant slug attacks a city

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'Frankendumpty'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

'Yes, I'm fiercely opposed to stem cell research.'

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Honey, you've got a lot of explaining to do!

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

Frankenstein discovers that his bide may have been unfaithful.