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The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"There's an angry mob on line four."

'Doctor Frankenstein has been good to you.'

'Why don't you put your concerns in writing and give them to my lawyer.'

'Marge!' One victim calls out to another as they are carried off by Frankenstein and the Creature from the Black Lagoon.

'He's going to be upset when he figures out I didn't give him a penis.'

'I'm afraid you're allergic to nuts!'

"Stop trying to change me!!"

". . . How many more times? 'Frankenstein' is the name of my creator. . . I don't have a name!! Have we got that straight??"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Giant slug attacks a city

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

The bridge of arts.

"How was prom?"

'Frankendumpty'