Classic Horror Movie Lover Pillows

Wolfman kit.

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

'He likes to power nap.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Giant slug attacks a city

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'Frankendumpty'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."