Classic Horror Movie Lover Gifts

Wolfman kit.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

'He likes to power nap.'

Leslie Caron.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Housekeeping?!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Giant slug attacks a city

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Martin Scorsese

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'Frankendumpty'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

Bram Stoker

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

'Yes, I'm fiercely opposed to stem cell research.'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Jack Nicholson