Classic Horror Enthusiasts Gifts

"No matter what style the gentleman prefers, they will of course still make a squishing sound when wet."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Giant slug attacks a city

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

'Frankendumpty'

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'Yes, I'm fiercely opposed to stem cell research.'

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Honey, you've got a lot of explaining to do!

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

Frankenstein discovers that his bide may have been unfaithful.