Classic Horror Enthusiasts Gifts

"No matter what style the gentleman prefers, they will of course still make a squishing sound when wet."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Giant slug attacks a city

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"Don't go in there!!"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'Frankendumpty'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Bram Stoker

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

'Yes, I'm fiercely opposed to stem cell research.'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

Friday The 13th, The Final Chapter.

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Honey, you've got a lot of explaining to do!

" ...so I said, 'what the heck', and installed an MP3 player too."

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

Frankenstein discovers that his bide may have been unfaithful.