Classic Horror Aficionado Gifts

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Vampire Humor

'Ethel always insisted on seeing I.D. before opening the door to strangers'

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

'Ah... I see the misunderstanding. What you're looking for is a blood bank!'

Vampire Desert Island

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Solar Frankenstein

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Giant slug attacks a city

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"How was prom?"

'Frankendumpty'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?