Classic Horror Fans Gifts

Colour "No, I'm Frank Bernstein. The guy you want lives in the old castle down the street"

'Seriously! Have you ever considered spray tan?'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Count Dorkula.

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

"Well, it works for Susan Sontag."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

'Twinhawk was a mean, bloodthirsty town'

"What kind of rip-off is this? You promised me a bride!"

'I miss the angry mob - they must be at home criticising you on Twitter again.'

"If it's any consolation, the economic pinch also forced us to give up cable TV."

"You were never in The Birds..."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Silence of the Chickens...

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Giant slug attacks a city

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Open House of Horrors