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Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"Don't go in there!!"

'Frankendumpty'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

Stephen King

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

" ...so I said, 'what the heck', and installed an MP3 player too."

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

Honey, you've got a lot of explaining to do!

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Frankenstein discovers that his bide may have been unfaithful.

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.