Vintage Horror Fan Gifts

"I don't think that's the kind of girl he's expecting, Herr Doctor!"

"Hey Frank, I think I see your bag."

"Shall we strut our stuff on the dance floor."

"New brain, who dis?"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Silence of the Chickens...

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Steve McQueen

Best before 65 million BC.

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

The Gladiator.

Open House of Horrors

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Adult Barbershop

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

David Niven caricature

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The bridge of arts.

Zombie Problems